Arm us with a fresh oar and help conquer the Atlantic

Put your name on our hull - fish will applaud in passing

Sponsor that watery distance - what even is a 'nautical' mile?

Sheep skin will keep our seats cozy so we can row without the rump ruckus

Fuel us up and scrub us down for life on the high seas

Shield us from scurvy with a hearty dose of vitamins and water